The Masonic

Chat shit get banged
For the tattoos only, mate
And who’s paying for it?

“I’m not mugging you off!
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!”

She’s never seen Only Fools

“I Know Him So Wellllll”

Slagging him right off
Both as bad as each other, you pair

There’s a scream from a bandit or a phone

He’s on the bag
He’s on the windup
Both just about get through

“Pussy hole: cherry bomb!”

He slides his finger against the bandit with skill. And it’s random
“It’s a machine. We’re cleverer!”
He knows too much