Early Whodunnit

You didn’t know that? Yeah—that was actually me:
I was the first person to say that. I know.
I know! Mad, isn’t it. Yeah I tend to not mention it.
Yeah I don’t really like going on about it; but in fact

I thought about it before anyone else too? Yeah I’m pretty unique. O yeah: very unique.
But sorry—why am I pointing this out now? Well… it…

It’s just that it’s part of my process, obviously, and I might
Be the first person to ever say that too? But I don’t know—

How should I know! O and what now: how would
I know? Why press me on that? I don’t know that, do I! And you are

Taking me away from my original point now, as I was only saying
That I was the first to say and think that particular thing so there’s no need

To ask me about it and I regret saying any-
Thing about my original point now anyway—happy now?