You Spurn My Natural Emotions

I’m grinding my teeth at night!
Why am I grinding my teeth at night!
“Mor… morning, lover!
How… how are you?

OK yes—I am a dick. And I’m sorry
To bother you this early, but I was wondering
If you could enlighten me
As to why I’m grinding my teeth at night?”

“How the fuck would I know you fucking loser.
Probably because you’re a waste of space?
Probably because you deserve to be kept awake at night being tortured
By the mystery of why you and your life are so shit?” “OK

Lover—that’d be it!
And thanks

For reminding me again. And I’m so
So sorry for making you angry

Again.”