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Football Fans With an Awareness of What Sustained Negative Emotion Can Do to the Body Chanting at the Fans of a Rival Team That Are Terrible and Always Lose

“You stressed bastard! You stressed bastard!”
(To the tune of ‘You fat bastard!’)

“Weeee can-see-you-getting-ill! Weeee can-see. you. gett-. ing. ill.”
(To the tune of ‘We can see you sneaking out’)

And

“Yourrrr boddddy’s gonnnnna keeeeep the scorrrre forrrr youuuu. Trau-ma!”
(To the tune of Fat Les, ‘Vindaloo’)


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