Neigh

Last night
While I was “drunk”, I walked past the bar, and a man
Sat there talking to his empty pint jar. And as he did
So, it filled itself back up
On its own
In one go. He then turned to me
And winked, and I just blinked
Blinked blinked, then ran
To the toilet to the sink, to splash
My face with water, saying
To myself in the mirror, “That’s quite enough
Horse tranquilliser.”