Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

“Doctor doctor! I feel like I’m in
A washing machine!” “But at least you’re getting clean!
Now

You better hold on tight
For the spin cycle.” “OK!”
[Forty years later] “Doctor doctor! Am I

Out of the spin cycle yet: bababa-
Dalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonn-
Thunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk?”

“Hmm—no. And it shouldn’t have lasted this long!”