1720-Week Marathon Training Plan for a Beginner, Day One, Minute One

I can’-
We can.
I can’t get up
We can. We a bit open already.
It’s too hard
We aren’t going anywhere. We’ll get up.
I can’t. It’s too hard. I’ll neve-
We aren’t going anywhere.
I can’t begin
We a piece of shit. It’s fantastic. We own it. We’ll get up.
I can’t
Put our foot on the floor.
No
We think we consciously decide? Put our foot on the floor.
Fuck you
Did it though, didn’t we: put our foot down. Now, get u-
I’m up. So what. I feel-
Fucking rotten. Yes fucking rotten. What a rotten piece of shit we are. Glorious.
Why do this
It’s not us. Bad birth or something. Who cares.
I care
Tricked you! We knew we cared. How quick was that this time?
I fucking hat-
And I doff our cap to us. We brilliant and hilarious. Now, shower time.
No
We fucking stink. We a dirty rat. We opening up.
No
Look what we did though. Look what we did.
Whatever you say next, we can go to the beginning and see we can do it. We see we’re going to win.
I can’t make the shower. I can’t
Our shoulders are back. We know it. We did that.
We are winning, even if we don’t see it now. We are telling we: we win.
I can’t-
We a fucking rat. We going to shower eventually.
I can’-
We going to win eventually.
I can-
OK great let’s go