Len Gurts Doing Funny (He Hopes)

I will be incredibly weird and charming.
I will add all of your friends and be my best self

over and over and over again, for you
and for them, but also cut straight to the point here: Would you like to

have sex? Would you let me fuck you? Can we be intimate
together? I think it would be great. And I am only

direct in this way as I know it is in the known
that we make each other feel good

and right, even from here, even though
we are both so far away from each other—even with

huge barriers between us
like us never having met each other before; as I can feel

our salty seas making endless poetry, it pouring
out of us creamily, like, “Nah, mate—this just sounds really weird.”

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